Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Holiday Gift Suggestions: White Elephant Edition

One of the most common holiday games that I'm asked to participate in each year is White Elephant.  A fun, light-hearted gift exchange that can be played with friends, family, or co-workers.   This season I've already participated in 4 of these, so I can now consider myself a WEE or White Elephant Expert.  The best part of shopping for these games is that you never know who will end up with the gift you brought.  Each time I play, I find that it becomes less about what I end up with, and more about striving to bring the best gift that everyone wants...

Here are my top 5 recommendations for gifts under $25 to bring to these events that are sure to be a hit!



1.  Dinosaur Feet Slippers  
 Self-explanatory.
Available online and at The Gap  $16.00




2.  Violent Lips 
Temporary Lip Tattoos that will change your life.  The cheetah's are my personal fav!
Available online and at Sephora $14.95 




3.  Capri Blue "Volcano" Candle
The best smelling candle my nostrils have ever had the pleasure of sniffing.
Available at Anthropologie $18.00 for the cup



4.  Pillow Pets 
Available at Target, Kohl's, & more  $15.99




Screw the walk of shame, in 2012 let's make it the STRIDE OF PRIDE with this quintessential everything-you-need-the-next-morning kit that fit's perfectly in your clutch!
Kit includes: Fold up flats, Fold up sunglasses, Pain Reliever, Make Up Remover, Deodorant, Mint Drops, Lip Balm, Condom, Hair Band, Perfume Bottle
Available online $22.00






Alright ladies, go forth & spread the holiday cheer (not your legs). 
Happy Holidays to you & yours!
xo
Peach

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

HAPPY TUESDAY! Love, Kellie

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Marissa's Holiday Gift Guide

We apologize that the Toasted Team has been a little behind on our investigative assignments to research and report on just how super the superficial really is.  Any busy gal knows how hectic the month of December can be with all the gift-shopping, stocking-filling, cookie-baking, tree-trimming, gift-wrapping and party-attending in one's sparkliest clothes.  
I face an additional challenge to this multi-tasking when you factor in what I call "a great eye" and my bank account calls "selfishness." See, I love shopping for gifts for others, but I also love shopping for myself and it is difficult to separate the two. If I pose it as a word problem, it would be, "A lady goes shopping and has six shopping bags. Each bag contains one present. How many presents will be under the tree Christmas morning?" (The answer is 3.) 

I channeled this bad habit into your very own Marissa-approved holiday gift guide - perfect for any savvy, Toasty-type girl on your list this year.  Misteltoe-results guaranteed.




one / Postal correspondence may seem outdated in the era of e-vites, but sending and receiving handwritten stationary makes an impression. Mailboxes (actual and virtual) are generally containers for grim things like bills and junk mail, so printed cards/letters/invitations are an always-appreciated way to express yourself with style. Also, anyone who doesn’t send thank you notes has the manners of a barn animal. 

two / It is not uncommon for me to grab a friend’s manicured hands and guess the polish name (“You Don’t Know Jacques? No, no, it's Over the Taupe!”) Is anything better than an OPI pun? Possibly OPI holiday puns. Pictured above is “Baby it’s Coal Outside.” 

three / I spend 75% of my time at home wearing a bathrobe. Find me one person that doesn’t like to be swaddled in casual luxury.

four / If you abide by the Jackie Petri School of Dressing for Funerals, accessories are a great way to include the occasional color and print. Carrying a clutch for an evening is essentially committing to holding a large mailer envelope for hours. This is an act of strap-less sacrifice that says "special occasion." 

five / No need to keep your pretty bottles hidden away in a cupboard. Barware is an often-overlooked area to showcase your style when entertaining or just as a décor piece. One of my greatest dreams is to one day own a fabulous brass mid-century bar cart like a James Bond villainess.

six / I am on the welcoming committee of rose gold’s return. The jewelry trend that bridges silver and gold with unexpected warmth is best executed with a chunky menswear-inspired watch.  

seven / You can surrender to vices without sacrificing style. 

eight / Jonathan Adler slays me. He's a genius of creating stylish, witty designs that I consider quintessentially LA (If I worked for OPI, I would call his style "Tongue in Chic.") Like this jar to hold your eyelashes or the other less guest room-friendly canisters labeled for your Ambien, Quaaludes, Uppers and Carbs.

nine / I should probably be more concerned that Mindy Kaling has followed the five of us, eavesdropped on our conversations and published them in a book.  Kaling’s observations on romance and friendship and her stories about making it in Hollywood make for great light holiday reading. 

ten / A big sunhat is a glimmer of hope amidst the LA Winter (where temperatures can often get down to sixty-degrees.)  Everybody likes an accessory that says "constant vacation." 

eleven / This Sophomore shirt embodies our collective upbringing. Not giftable for naysayers that throw shade on 818 childhoods. 


Hope you enjoyed my guide and happy holidays!
Marissa

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

DWD: Drinking While Dieting

Take my carbs, take my sugars, but for the love of God DON’T TAKE MY VODKA!

Hello, my name is Jackie and I’m a crash dieter. South Beach, Atkins, Weight Watchers, Cookie Diet, Lindora; you name it, I’ve tried it!  I know what to eat, how to eat, and when to eat it –  I’ve mastered all that.  The one thing I have yet to master is cutting my alcohol.  While some may call this a “drinking problem,” I call it a social life.  I enjoy having a glass of wine with dinner, a cocktail with friends, and a whiskey keg after a bad day, but I know in order to stay fit, these are the things I have to get in check.  So as a girl who always likes to bend the rules, I present to you my TOP 5 Helpful Hints for drinking while dieting!

1.)    Wine always wins!  Wine (Red or White) tends to have the least amount of calories per ounce when compared to beer or hard liquor as long as you don’t overdo it a la Ramona Singer - moderation is always key!

2.)    Stick to the clear liquors – Vodka, Gin, etc.  These “pure” varieties tend to have fewer calories and no carbs.

3.)    My secret weapon:  Vodka & Crystal Light – I like to keep Crystal Light On-The-Go packets in my purse in general, but they really come in handy when you’re out having a drink.  Order a vodka with a splash of water at the bar and mix in a crystal light OTG packet.  At 5 Calories / O Carbs / O Fat per packet, it’s a better mixer than anything the bar has to offer.

4.)    Always be prepared for the drunk munchies!  If you’re gonna drink, keep a healthy snack handy.  I like to keep Atkins bars in my kitchen or in my purse if I know I’m going to be having more than a drink or 2.  This way, when I’m stumbling into my cab at the end of the night demanding hot dogs from the street vendor, I can grab a protein bar instead and thank myself the next morning!

Say NO to late night sweets!

5.)    Set a limit!  If you are heading to a bar, limit yourself in advance.  Plan out how many drinks you want to have and bring the exact amount of cash for only this.  Leave the credit cards at home!

I wish you the best of luck with these tips during the holiday season my skinny little readers and I leave you with this last thought to ponder….

If we drink with the lights off where no one can see, do the calories still count?

Monday, December 5, 2011

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xoxo,
Toasted