Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Meet Your Correspondents!


JACKIE aka Peach TREEEE
People do not call Jackie to go to the movies. They call Jackie for a guaranteed hangover, the origin of which may very well take place on a yacht that she chartered. 

KELLIE aka THE ORTHODONTIST IN TRAINING
Often mistaken for being shy, Kellie is a model-esque goofball that still wears her retainer every night.

MARISSA aka Hooks For Hands
Marissa is known for her regard for etiquette, Pinot Noir and a dance that can only be described as “loose ankles.” 


ASHLEY aka Still iLL Ash
She loves her pitbull (no, not that Pitbull), Bloody Mary’s and zinging her friends with a successful “made you look!” 


"WOZ"

Recently relocated to Chicago, the former Calabasas debutante and future Doctor will be acting as Toasted’s Midwest correspondent. 

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